Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Coming up in this week's SPORT

STUPID teenagers with nothing better to do than hang around street corners looking at phones and spitting can now be moved on by police.

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Things I Hate - by Bert Simmons

Hello. Here's a list of things I hate in no particular order...

  • Copious numbers of CCTV Cameras.
  • Copious numbers of speed cameras.
  • Speeding motorists in narrow roads.
  • Audi drivers.
  • Mercedes drivers.
  • Suped up Ford Fiestas.
  • Drum and bass music in cars.
  • Old men with tracksuit bottoms, and tops, on.
  • Wet towels.
  • Spiders.
  • Pointless regulation like CRB checks for Johnny Ball.
  • Old people in shops.
  • Young people in shops.
  • Children in general.
  • Teenagers especially.
  • BBC 3 "documentaries" about how we're all dogging, waxing our pubic hair and watching Simon Cowell's face.
  • Unclear road markings.
  • Roads that are two lanes and become one without telling you.
  • Two lane roads with traffic lights that suddenly become one lane straight on and then the other lane turn right only.
  • People who get in the wrong lane of roads with traffic lights that suddenly become one lane straight on and then the other lane turn right only and try and squeeze in.
  • Cars that pull out expecting you to stop to let them into the flow of traffic.
  • Cars that don't stop to let you out when you've pulled out expecting someone to let you into the flow of traffic.