Monday, 5 January 2009

My Brain: Comment with Matt Plane

DID you hear the one about a dog and a cat? And the string?

Anyway, this week I've been drinking bottles of wine and laughing at the hilarious comedy on BBC1, BBC2 and ITV.

It really is some of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Anyway, on a more serious note.

I note this that Dover Athletic fans were listening to the Clash rather than watching the match on Sunday.

If there's one thing that we don't need in 1977 is a white riot going on at Hartsdown.

Reports I received from visiting relatives included police and thieves getting on like a house on fire.

A house on fire opposite and someone with a Tommy Gun - there were even reports that somebody got murdered.

Fortunately the street parade didn't go on for too long and after the cops turned up whether they should stay or go didn't really become an option.

After getting lost in the supermarket they hot-footed it down to Margate train station and were escorted home before rocking the Casbah and taking their bedtimes early to have a cup of Horlicks and a quick "jimmy jazz" before sleepy time.

I'll be back next week dissecting the big stories of the area and a big slab of juicy insider Thanet council gossip. Hence the dog, cat and string mentioned previously. Goodnight.


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