Thursday, 1 January 2009

Changes to graves

Thanet council have made extreme changes to the way you can grieve your loved ones.

Originally you could leave flowers and look after gravestones but that is all about to change.

Now you can visit once a year and leave a flower as long as it contains a vase with water.

People wishing to mow the lawn around gravestones can piss off.

Upset resident Anthony Meow said: "I'm really upset and my name is Anthony Meow."

Following this you must whistle four tunes before leaving via a hovercraft.

You will need to pay £45 per visit.


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